was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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