You can't special order awesome
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So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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