Non-Jews are for practice
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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