I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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