can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
