so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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