Nicole vs. Life
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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