Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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