Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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