I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
this boner is exhausting
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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