She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
