And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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