Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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