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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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