Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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