don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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