i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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