4 words: hood of his car
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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