Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Cover your peen. We're going out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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