I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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