Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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