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• (914): View more from New York

  Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm not saying i'm drunk

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  But i'm drunk.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese

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  MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE

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• (409): View more from Texas

  The car smells like weed is an understatement.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love

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