there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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