google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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