google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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