Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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