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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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