is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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