i don't plan on having that self control this summer
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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