I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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