Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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