she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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