glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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