So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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