he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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