im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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