If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it's like heaven, but drunker
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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