I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize