now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
FUCK WHALES
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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