There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We need to get me chipped asap
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
There are leaves in my underwear?
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