is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Come on in and take your pants off
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
