a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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