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this boner is exhausting
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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