the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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