Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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