so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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