I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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