so explain again why im purple
no
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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