I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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