why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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