i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
