Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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