ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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