I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I need a beard to bite.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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